looking for personal assistant/secretary job - Compensation: cash in Brooklyn, Alabama

If you like to keep your home in order and need general help at your home office, handling writing and replying to emails, helping paying your bills, making purchases using online research, running errands at home, then don't look further - I am willing to help you out. Who am I?
 
I am Bilingual (Russian), well educated and reliable woman who is looking part time off the books job as companion-secretary in New York Metropolitan area. I used to work in different fields including private Cosmetologist practice as PR manager, manager in Telecom business, an Agent in Recruiting Healthcare business etc.
Things changed, some of those companies are no longer in business, and I am up to changes too.
I am friendly, compassionate towards people I work to or with. I believe it runs in my family and for sure I will never change. Yes, I am extremely careful and responsible when it comes to liability for less fortunate, elderly and kids. And I am comfortable around pets. You can count on my word for that.
I am very organized, computer savvy, aware of social network existence :) and I know how to simplify and stay on task to complete ongoing projects on time. I am flexible in terms of working hours and days. However I have to say - I don't drive therefore I am looking for easy commute from Eastern part of Brooklyn Perhaps Live in position is subject to discuss. Again it should be part time not full week.
Other than this I am good listener and help with other people demands and dilemmas. I  have good sense of humor. I have finished Natural Health Consulting courses and therefore healthy oriented.
I am interested to communicate with principals only. And please no "Lucrative" business offers.
Thank you in advance.